Funny Quotes, Inspirational Quotes, Must Know, Proverbs and Quotes

Humour Quotes

“Few will have the greatness to bend history itself, but each of us can work to change a small portion of events, and in the total of all those acts will be written the history of this generation.” —John F. Kennedy

“The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes.” —Marcel Proust

“When freedom prevails, the ingenuity and inventiveness of people creates incredible wealth. This is the source of the natural improvement of the human condition.” —Brian S. Wesbury

“Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You’re able to benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.” —Ralph Marston

“To try is to risk failure. But risk must be taken because the greatest hazard of life is to risk nothing. The person who risks nothing does nothing, has nothing, is nothing. He may avoid suffering and sorrow, but he simply cannot learn, feel, change, grow, live, and love.” –Leo Buscaglia

“To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong.” —Joseph Chilton Pearce

“When I take on a new problem, I’m not interested in how it’s been done before. I only want to know, of all the constraints people tend to assume, which ones are actually fundamental and which ones are just habit?” –Jeff Bonwick, Sun Microsystems

“It takes a lot of courage to release the familiar and seemingly secure, to embrace the new. But there is no real security in what is no longer meaningful. There is more security in the adventurous and exciting, for in movement there is life, and in change there is power.” –Alan Cohen

“You can never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete.” –Buckminster Fuller

“If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.”Albert Einstein

“Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.”Arthur Schopenhauer

“Different is not necessarily better but better is always different.”
—Hugh Lendrum

 

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“Imagination is everything; it is the preview of life’s forthcoming attractions.” —Albert Einstein

“Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.”George Bernard Shaw

“Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams, who looks inside awakes.” —Carl Gustav Jung

“No great artists ever sees things as they really are. If he did then he would cease to be an artist.” —Oscar Wilde

“Perhaps the only limits to the human mind are those we believe in.” —Willis Harman

“The best way to predict the future is to invent it… “ —Alan Kay

“Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun.” —Mary Lou Cook

“I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.” —Wayne Gretzky

“You can’t depend on your judgement when your imagination is out of focus.” —Mark Twain

“The aspects of a thing that are most important to us are hidden to us because of their simplicity and familiarity.” —Ludwig Wittgenstein

“The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have run out.” —Chinese proverb

“Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.” —Albert Einsten

“You are the masterpiece of your own life; you are the Michelangelo of your own life. The David that you are sculpting is you.” —Joe Vitale

“Don’t be afraid of the space between your dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make it so.”Belva Davis

“Life is creation — self and circumstances, the raw material.”Dorothy M. Richardson

“Life in itself is an empty canvas; it becomes whatsoever you paint on it. You can paint misery, you can paint bliss. This freedom is your glory.” —Osho

“”When something exceeds your ability to understand how it works, it sort of becomes magical.” —Jonathan Ive

“God gives talent, work transforms talent into genius.” —Anna Pavlova

“Change cannot be avoided… change provides the opportunity for innovation. It gives you the chance to demonstrate your creativity.” —Felice Jones

“Going against the grain may result in a few splinters, and it may rub a few people the wrong way, but going with it is like forcing your TRUE self to walk the plank!” —David Roppo

“When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves.” —Anthony J. D’Angelo

“A dream is a wish your heart makes.” —Annette Funicello

 

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“We make our world significant by the courage of our questions and by the depth of our answers. Intellectual brilliance is no guarantee against being dead wrong.” —Carl Sagan

“If I have ever made any valuable discoveries, it has been owing more to patient attention than to any other talent.” —Isaac Newton

“Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson

“It often takes more courage to change one’s opinion than to keep it.” —Willy Brandt

“Sometimes your only available transportation is a leap of faith.” —Margaret Shepherd

“The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem.” —Theodore Rubin

“Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature than in the young.” –Paul McCartney

“The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant.” –Albert Einstein

“In each of us are places where we have never gone. Only by pressing the limits do we ever find them.” –Dr. Joyce Brothers

“Life’s gift to you is your unique vantage point. Your gift to life is expressing from it.” —Alan Cohen

“A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself. What a man can be, he must be.” —Abraham Maslow

“The deepest longing in the human breast is the desire for appreciation.” —William James

“Intuition is not contrary to reason, but outside the province of reason.” —Carl Jung

“The road to enlightenment is paved with authenticity, not imitation.” —Alan Cohen

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, it’s unlikely you will step up and take responsibility for making it so. If you assume that there’s no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, that there are opportunities to change things, there is a chance you may contribute to making a better world. The choice is yours.” —Noam Chomsky

“It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.” —Charles Darwin

“When you are inspired by some great purpose, some extraordinary project, all your thoughts break their bounds. Dormant forces, faculties and talents become alive, and you discover yourself to be a greater person by far than you ever dreamed yourself to be.” —Pantanjali

“If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that remains is a compromise.” —Robert Fritz

“Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.” —T. S. Eliot

“I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.” —Albert Einstein

“If you’re not living on the edge… you’re taking up too much room.” —African Proverb

“Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.”
—Goethe

“If life doesn’t offer a game worth playing, then invent a new one.” —Anthony J. D’Angelo

“It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover.” —Henri Poincare

“Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.” —WolfgangMozart

“The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.” —George Bernard Shaw

“Vision without action is a daydream; action without vision is a nightmare.” —Japanese proverb

“The impossible is often the untried.” —Jim Goodwin

“When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.” —Alexander Graham Bell

“Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them.” —Albert Einstein

“When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.”

“If it’s stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid.”

“It takes more courage to alter an opinion than to stick with it.”

“Comfort is found among those who agree with you; growth among those who don’t.”

“Pay no attention to critics. No one ever erected a statue to a critic” —Werner Ehrhart

“Everything looks impossible for the people who never try anything.” —Jean-Louis Etienne

 


“Here’s to the crazy ones.
The misfits.
The rebels.
The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.

They’re not fond of rules.
And they have no respect for the status quo.
You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them,
disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them.

About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them.
Because they change things.
They invent. They imagine. They heal.
They explore. They create. They inspire.
They push the human race forward.

Maybe they have to be crazy.
How else can you stare at an empty canvas and see a work of art?
Or sit in silence and hear a song that’s never been written?
Or gaze at a red planet and see a laboratory on wheels?

We make tools for these kinds of people.
While some see them as the crazy ones, we see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough to think
they can change the world, are the ones who do.”

—Steve Jobs, Apple C.E.O.

“When you’re young, you look at most of the programs on television and think, ‘There’s a conspiracy! The networks have conspired to dumb us down!’ But when you get a little older, you realize that’s not true. The networks are in the business to make money by giving people exactly what they want. That’s a far more depressing thought. Conspiracy is optimistic. You can shoot the bastards! We can have a revolution!” —Steve Jobs

“Without death there would be very little progress.” —Steve Jobs
To see what he means by this, read Steve Jobs’ Commencement Speech at Stanford (June 2005) – a moving and inspirational message from one of my heroes. Also you can watch the video of Steve giving his speech at Stanford.

“You know, we don’t grow most of the food we eat. We wear clothes other people make. We speak a language that other people developed. We use a mathematics that other people evolved… I mean, we’re constantly taking things. It’s a wonderful, ecstatic feeling to create something that puts it back in the pool of human experience and knowledge.” —Steve Jobs

“We don’t get a chance to do that many things, and every one should be really excellent. Because this is our life. Life is brief, and then you die, you know? So this is what we’ve chosen to do with our life. We could be sitting in a monastery somewhere in Japan. We could be out sailing. Some of the team could be playing golf. They could be running other companies. And we’ve all chosen to do this with our lives. So it better be damn good. It better be worth it. And we think it is.” —Steve Jobs

“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.” —Steve Jobs

 

Think different

 

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Funny Quotes, Inspirational Quotes, Must Know, Proverbs and Quotes

Humorous Quotes for the Soul

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“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.” —Albert Einstein

“The only normal people are the ones that you don’t know very well.” —Alfred Adler

“Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.” —Berthold Auerbach

“Time flies. It’s up to you to be the navigator.” —Robert Orben

“What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.” —Yiddish Proverb

“If you can’t get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.” —Mark Twain

“If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.” —Thomas Szasz

 

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“A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.” —Charles Gordy

“If you want to leave footprints in the sands of time, don’t drag your feet.” —Anon.

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” —Oscar Wilde

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” —Oscar Wilde

“The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.” —Anonymous

“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.” —Ingrid Bergman

“When one is at home, he dreams of adventure. When one is on an adventure, he dreams of home.” —Anonymous

 

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“True humor is fun – it does not put down, kid, or mock. It makes people feel wonderful, not separate, different, and cut off. True humor has beneath it the understanding that we are all in this together.” —Hugh Prather

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” —Albert Einstein

“I prefer to be a pessimist; it makes it easier to deal with my inevitable failure.” —Film: The McMullen Brothers

“My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there’s hardly any difference!” —Harry Truman

“Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows him?” —Alec Guiness

“When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened.” —Winston Churchill

“To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant.” —Amos Bronson Alcott

“Turn your melodrama into a mellow drama.” —Ram Dass

 

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“A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.” —Robert Benchley

“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” —Betty Reese

“Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.” —Butch Hancock, Flatlanders

“The only stupid question is the one that goes unasked.”

“Every time we open our mouths, people can look into our minds.”

“If people knew how hard I had to work to gain my mastery, it wouldn’t seem wonderful at all!” —Michelangelo

“Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you are right.” —Henry Ford

“Don’t be so humble; you’re not that great.” —Golda Meir, to a visiting diplomat

“Years ago, my momma taught me that two wrongs don’t make a right – but I soon figured out that three left turns do.” —Jim Hightower

Best corporate IT quote ever: “I don’t think iPhone brings anything new to the table. It has a great user experience, but that’s all.” —Manjit Singh, CIO

“Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else.”

“Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be overcome first.”

“I’m going to stop procrastinating … once I get around to it.”

“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.”

“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.”

“Never test the depth of the water with both feet.”

“Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.”“If you lend someone $25 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.”

“Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.”

“Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.” —Susan Ertz

“Do not do unto others as you would have them do unto you. They may have different tastes.” —George Bernard Shaw

“The difference between erotic and kinky is that one uses a feather, the other uses the whole chicken.”

The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?”
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?”
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?”
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”

“Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.” —F. P. Jone

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Catalogue of Chinese Proverbs

“Ancient Chinese Proverbs”

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget

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